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Thursday, December 20, 2007

I'm about to pull some CSI shit.

What are the odds that this fucker is the one who jacked my shit?

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/pts/513949552.html

I don't know, but if you're going to steal a GPS system, be smart enough to steal the proof of purchase with the serial number on it asshole.

7 comments:

Peter DeWolf said...

That "I have receipts" thing sounds a bit iffy and he's very specific. Methinks the thug prick doth protest too much.

Also, I don't trust anyone who writes with a Bukowski-esque lack of capital letters.

Hellafied said...

Yeah and he used the term, "Hit me up".

That is not acceptable for anyone, thug vandal or not.

Peter DeWolf said...

Agreed.

On the left side of the first pic, doesn't that look like some wear and tear type action?

Hardly the work of the pros at JJ's whatsafuck.

dmbmeg said...

Anyway you can find out? Want me to email him?

country roads said...

I'd be all over him about buying it and then show up with the stuff that proves it's yours and the cops. :-) Go you!!

GiveEmHellHarry said...

I say you get together a vigilante death squad, a la The Unit (staying with a CBS theme). I think you have several people ready to join right here.

The Stormin Mormon said...

Wow, I just really happen to hate people who steal shit...

I do hope that you find the unit.

Do you have the original paperwork for it?