Megan: dude how was FL?
dmbmeg: s'ok. i read harry potter the whole time by the pool
Megan: i know how it ends!!!!
dmbmeg: i finished
Megan: i can’t torment you, damn it
dmbmeg: who told you?
Megan: my dad
dmbmeg: HA, but thanks!!!!!
Megan: i am celebrating daniel radcliffe's legality by going to the strip club tonight
dmbmeg: he is so fucking hot, right?
Megan: fiiiiiiinally 18
dmbmeg: what the hell happened?
Megan: oh man, did you see the movie yet?
dmbmeg: uh yeah…he had this sexy smoldering thing going on
dmbmeg: (please police, don't read that statement)
Megan: but i have a thing for sirius black. gary oldman is in my top five
dmbmeg: gary oldman is S-E-X-Y
Megan: every time he winks in the movie i get hot
dmbmeg: especially when he was boinking hester prin
Megan: and as the wheelchair robot guy in Hannibal who's face got eaten by dogs. i'd still hit it
dmbmeg: hell fucking yeah
Megan: i really like the movies even though i'm not into the books
Megan: i fucking want to go to hogwarts!
dmbmeg: me too, let's go
Megan: they better not put me in some lame house like hufflepuff though.
Megan: it would be like college all over again, but with magic
dmbmeg: they totally would, but we would turn that shit around
dmbmeg: we could create the biggest beer bong magic has ever seen
dmbmeg: std's? gone with a flick of your wand!
Megan: oh man i like where you're heads at
dmbmeg: hawkeyes losing season? we'd give the badgers permanent hemerrhoids.
Megan: i'd bang the shit out of slytherin. the whole house.
dmbmeg: i'd make friends with voldy too. those dark arts could come in handy when we attempt to bed sirius in a 3-some
Megan: you read my mind
dmbmeg: hell yeah you would! i would go eiffel tower style with cedric and harry though
Megan: wobby h potter!
dmbmeg: even lucius malfoy....total DILF. HEY-OH!
Megan: i think snape would be a whole lot more agreeable after a well-timed blowjob
dmbmeg: i wholeheartedly agree
Megan: ok this just got out of control real fast
dmbmeg: I was just thinking the same thing. Wait, I wonder how masturbation would be with a wand…can you like, improve your orgasm?
Megan: that seems too easy
dmbmeg: that is what magic is for though, magic in my pants
Megan: i'd hang the mirror of erised over my bed, bow chicka wow wow
dmbmeg: talk about seeing the thing you most desire!
Megan: um i feel dirty
Monday, July 23, 2007
Megan: dude how was FL?