Newsflash: Awesomefest9000 to begin in less than 24 hours.

For those of you who aren't familiar with Awesomefest, take note.

I will leave this post about the last Awesomefest experience as evidence and to attest to the true debauchery that these weekends almost always exceed.

Please cross your fingers that my flight remains uncancelled for the duration of this 16-hr period before take-off. Yes, I'm the asshole who flies American. Please please please please please. Please.

I need to get to NYC and purge some sins. Bad.

Giddy up, Donnelly!